Bad Rap, Part 1

This is the first in a series of posts of mine complaining about rap lyrics, or inadvertently exposing my ignorance regarding their meaning.

We’ll start with a quote from Snoop Dogg, back in his Snoop Doggy Dogg days. This one’s from “Doggy Dogg World”.

Ya know, some of these niggaz is so deceptive
Usin’ my styles like a contraceptive

Yeah, pretty sure you meant “aphrodisiac” there, buddy, and that’s why you get a Bad Rap! Feel free to post suggestions for alternate lyrics in the comments! I’ll start:

Ya know, some of these niggaz is so deceptive
Usin’ my styles to make a bitch receptive