IM IN UR EYEZ, FOOLIN THEM.

I have done the impossible: I have become even lamer! I did this by making a lolbatman. But not just any lolbatman—a 3-D stereoscopic lolbatman. Using action figures. Unfortunately, it doesn’t fit here, so you have to click on the image below, which will take you to flickr. I suggest clicking on “all sizes” to get the big one, but you’re not the boss of me!

IMPORTANT: Cross your eyes to put a hole in your monitor! (And don’t get too close.) Even if you’re one of those people who can do that parallel vision thing like you’re supposed to, cross your eyes! Doing it the other way voids your warranty! Now click it!

BTW, Batman is just doing a trick; he doesn’t actually have superpowers. If you can’t figure it out, ask Stu. He’s a magician.

It’s Ho-Ho-Halloween!

I needed something for Halloween, so I barfed up this shitty comic. There’s no joke, I don’t think it makes sense, and the balloon tails are inconsistent. I hate it. Happy Halloween! I’m gonna kill you!

(BTW, that’s an open door between them.)

Somehow, the original ending was even less interesting—check it out:

ALTERNALTE (sic) PANEL 3:
SUP: Do you want a regular paper bag?
HAL: {sob} Uhh… I guess. {sniff}
SUP: … Do you want to just have some candy?
HAL: Yeah.

Note that again I make a comic that doesn’t work in continuity; Hal hasn’t been vulnerable to yellow since he came back, and Superman moved in with us while Hal was dead.

And I put some crappy slime or something on our header. Hope it didn’t scare you! Ahh!!

Hal Jordan and Star Sapphire: Getting Desperate

Hal comes off a bit judgmental in this one. I think a woman’s body is a right to choose.

Sorry about the lack of shadows. You’d be surprised (or maybe you wouldn’t) how often these guys cast shadows that look like penises. Or at least that remind me of penises.

If the last panel didn’t mean anything to you (but you want it to), The Absorbascon will help you out.