Kris Is Linking for the Weekend

This edition of Kris Always Links on Wednesdays is brought to you by HTTP. Let’s get right to it:

• Carmen Sandiego is found! In a context-free image!
• Here’s a laughing German midget. – It’s like KMX Ernie, except… no, it’s exactly the same.
• The Club reduces your risk of auto theft by 400%! – Anything that false must be true!
  
• Here’s a Laugh-Out-Loud Cats that Stuart will get, at least.
• A Jerkcity strip <- that’s it to the right!

And this wouldn’t be a link blog without original content, so here’s a joke or something:

Q: What do you call a frog that’s wider than it is long?
A: A toad!

Not true. And in case you didn’t get it, that was a penis joke. Until next week, I am lying in your bed whenever you are not in the room!