Blackest Night in Four Panels

Blackest Night in Four Panels

Did anything happen in this series? I think it was just a whole lot of people getting new powers and then losing them, and then everybody’s okay at the end. Reading it was like watching someone play with action figures.

Reading my comic, on the other hand, is like watching someone go, “Dolls are for fags, retard”, and then later he cries because his parents won’t buy him any. Gah, I’m just mad that people liked this more than Final Crisis. Final Crisis was awesome! Blackest Night was so boring! I don’t get why people love it so much! It’s not fair! Wah!

I should get Geoff Johns to sign this at WonderCon.

Also: My Aquaman looks like you’d get greasy just looking at him. Gives me cooties.

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About Renophaston
Renophaston is Kris, but after another manner.

3 Responses to Blackest Night in Four Panels

  1. Anonymous says:

    That was Aquaman?

  2. Anonymous says:

    Wait, I’m not “Anonymous”.
    You know who I am.
    I know who I am.
    I guess computers are just not as bright as people.

  3. renophaston says:

    I always manage to be surprised by people’s non-recognition of Aquaman. He’s pretty recognizable! And you’re pretty.

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