Dicktective Comics
January 8, 2010 Leave a comment
Anyone else notice the big purple dick in Detective Comics #860?

Purple is the new 'Flesh' (crayon joke)
I say it’s big because it reaches all the way from her heel to her knee.
And in Green Lantern Corps #43, we find out the Guy Gardner is an even bigger Kylie Minogue fan than I:
Such a big fan, in fact, that when his best friend Kyle Rayner dies (for a minute), he still can’t get Kylie “out of his head.” Also, his heart stops and is replaced by a magic red ring sculpted from a stone made of crystallized blood and fueled by rage. Gives new meaning to “Heart Beat Rock“, unless that’s actually what that song is about.
I always thought the Red Lantern oath was pretty lame:
With blood and rage of crimson red,
Ripped from a corpse so freshly dead,
Together with our hellish hate,
We’ll burn you all–That is your fate!
See? How much cooler would this be:
Not any cooler. If I’ve ruined the Red Lanterns for even one person, then this post was worth it.
This makes two posts about unintentional sexuality in comic books. I’m so selling out.
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