Announcing ‘The Meaning of POG!’

November 20, 2008

The Internet — kristuphil, inc., the the west coast’s sixth-largest independent creator of uninteresting websites, is proud to announce the launch of The Meaning of POG, the latest in a series of soon-to-be-neglected web ventures providing unhelpful information to a world that didn’t ask for it.

The website, which explores the content and subtext of the 1990s promotional videos Searching for POG and The Legend of POG, fills a void kristuphil’s leader-in-charge saw on the Internet. Explaining his vision for the site, Renophaston said, “Some fan sites start with the fans and build, but the POG franchise has proved itself uniquely resistant to fandom. It’s been over a decade since the last video was released, and I have yet to find it mentioned on the Internet aside from the occasional “for sale” notice. So I decided to start with the site, and we’ll work on developing interest as a secondary concern somewhere down the line.”

Renophaston, creator of <em>The Meaning of POG</em>

Renophaston, creator of The Meaning of POG

The POG franchise, which released its most recent installment over 13 years ago, seems to have slipped under most peoples’ radars. Renophaston explains why he thinks this is the right time to start a community based on the unpopular series. “I think we have to face the fact that POG, the game, is probably not coming back. I personally see that as a good thing, since I think it served mostly as a distraction from the real thrust of the series. But more to the point, we cannot just wait and expect POGs to return to the forefront of public consciousness, carrying Herbie and friends along on its coattails. POG’s fifteen minutes may be over, but the Legend is forever ‘to be continued…'”

Long terms goals of the site include getting the videos released on DVD, organizing a cast reunion/reenactment/sleepover, and the release of the never-produced third entry in the series. But in the meantime, Renophaston is satisfied with the basics. “Right now we’ve just got the fundamentals like a synopsis for each video and an initial FAQ, but once this thing takes off, I’ll probably forget about it.”

The Meaning of POG can be found at kristuphil, inc. is an pwned subsidiary of your mom and can be reached at their parent website, or at their employee blog, kristuphil is telling you.

About Renophaston
Renophaston is Kris, but after another manner.

4 Responses to Announcing ‘The Meaning of POG!’

  1. Madame Curious says:

    I would like to reserve a seat on your bandwagon, and maybe even donate money so that I can get one of those engraved name plates nailed to the armrest.

    It may seem to you that POG has outlived it’s usefullness, but in my world, Christmas Eve just wouldn’t be Christmas without “Searching” and “Legend”.
    Can I get an “AMEN!”?

    You have made a TYPO in the last paragraph of your POG discussion. I don’t know if it’s pawned or owned.

  2. renophaston says:

    Typo? Hardly. Aktuly, I just have more hips than you are or could ever be. Don’t you know that on the Internet, every possible combination of letters is a word! Click, and understand.

    As for name plates—I will nail anything to my wagon that you bring yourself, but I don’t have time to go around engraving shit myself. And for the record, although I think the game POG has run its course, the POG video series has barely even had its surface scratched. Hail Satan!

  3. Anonymous says:

    I would like to support the website by buying Amazing Spider-man on an almost-weekly basis.

  4. renophaston says:

    Between your reading ASM and my getting Trinity again, this website is set for life!

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