Bad Rap, Part Dukes

Bad Rap!If you’re just joining us, Bad Rap is a series of posts making fun of bad grammar and the like in rap lyrics. This time we’re going to take a look at Dr. Dre’s “Nigga Witta Gun”:

D-R-E
A motherfucker who’s known for carryin’ gats
And kick raps that make snaps.
Adapts to any environment that I’m located at

You can be at the office or the library, but you have to be in an environment or an area. Sorry, Dre; you can fuck as many police officers as you want—I still gotta give you a Bad Rap for pulling this linguistic boner. As always, please post alternate lyrics in the comments!

Incidentally, “kick raps that make snaps”? Hard. Core. Gangsta.

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15 Responses to Bad Rap, Part Dukes

  1. stert says:

    D-R-E
    A motherfucker who’s known for carryin’ gin
    And kick raps that make snaps.
    Adapts to any environment that I’m located in

    Two points a have to make about my lyrics:

    Tanqueray, the drink ganstas is always talking about, is a type of gin, so there you go.

    I don’t know what he even means by “snaps,” so that line might not fit with my reimagining. Does a gun being fired “snap?”

  2. renophaston says:

    I think it means it gets people “a’snappin”. Like with their fingers. ‘Cause they’re just such great raps that they have to snap along. Hey, it’s cooler than clapping!

    My problem with your lyrics is that it makes it rhyme less. Before, three lines rhymed, and now only two. If you made it so the first and third line rhymed, AND you fixed the grammar, you would be ahead of Dre, but as it stands, you’re just better than me.

    Also, I have no idea what “kick raps that make snaps” means.

  3. stert says:

    i’m working on something good here

  4. stert says:

    D-R-E
    A motherfucker who’s known for carryin’ nines
    And kick rhymes that for the times
    Climatize to any environment in which I reside.

  5. stert says:

    i win the world

    that was fucking awesome

    and climatize is a real word and it’s PERFECT!

  6. stert says:

    okay, i guess the rhymes aren’t PERFECT, but they work if you rap them.

    and “for the times” is sorta weak.

  7. stert says:

    but still

  8. stert says:

    wait, can you climatize ‘to’ something?

    now i’m second guessing myself.

  9. stert says:

    it’s now the morning after, and i’m happy with my version. i say it’s SLIGHTLY better than dre’s.

  10. stert says:

    shit! i just noticed there is an extra “that”. it should be like this:

    D-R-E
    A motherfucker who’s known for carryin’ nines
    And kick rhymes for the times
    Climatize to any environment in which I reside.

  11. renophaston says:

    Wow. Yes. Even though you said it was, I had to double-check to make sure ‘climatize’ was really a word, because I don’t trust anything that has a Z in it, but it is, and you’re awesome! That is totally better than Dre’s, and I don’t think I’m being biased when I say that because I’d be biased against whatever you do because I hate you so much. If there was such a thing as a “Good Rap”, you’d totally deserve one for this.

  12. Madame Curious says:

    I need a place just to write things that aren’t necessarily(I’m glad there’s a spell check for this section, thank you) comments. Like for instance just now when I wrote “spell check” I thought it would be hecklarious to spell spell check wrong(ly) and so I though I change the “e”s to “i”s and then when I said it in my head it sounded like I was from New (and improved) Zealand.
    Any comments on that?
    Love,
    My name isn’t really Madame Curious

  13. stert says:

    what the hell?

  14. renophaston says:

    Yay! I believe this is our first spam! We have finally made it to the big time, and we never sacrificed our indie spirit!

    I will destroy it.

  15. renophaston says:

    teh spam: i removd it.

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