Well. That looks… different. It’s going direct-to-DVD, which isn’t surprising. Doesn’t look like there’s going to be a VHS version. Here’s the synopsis from Lionsgate (via bloody-disgusting.com):
When a 2000-year old mummified murder victim – a Pog Body – is inadvertently disturbed, he rises from the dead. Mummified for retribution and trapped for eternity, his body is unable to decay and his soul is unable to reach heaven or hell. As this Pog Body returns to life, he wreaks havoc on a local group of strangers who unwittingly share a guilty secret. Alone in the dark, they are met with misfortune as this mysterious victim seeks vengeance on their dark past.
Looks like they’re doing an “Evil Dead 2″ sequel/remake thing. The “Pog Body” is obviously Burp, except now he’s traveled to the future as a mummy rather than via the (admittedly cheesy) time portal of the original. It seems they’ve played pretty loose with the rest of the characters (they went too young with Eddy, IMO, and did they combine the Smedleys?!?), but I’ll try to withhold judgment until I’ve seen more. Gotta say I’m pretty happy with Vinnie Jones as Herbie, though. Wouldn’t have thought of it in a million years, but it works!
L: Vinnie R: Herbie... or is it the other way around?
The trailer is embedded below. Check out 1:06 for a scene that I think will make Tor/Smedley ’shippers pretty happy! (BTW, the “original” title you’ll see in the trailer was “Pog Bodies” (ech!) but they thankfully came to their senses and came back to the (almost) original “Legend of the POG”.)
Anyway, June 9th, 2009—mark your calendars! The comments are open—what do you think?
In the fourth episode of The Super Milk Chan Show (“The Return of the Young Master from the Planet”), the President (definitely) is abducted by aliens and cloned as a food supply. Why should you care? Because they show him naked. Here’s my question:
Is that a penis or a belly button?
If you think it's a nose, then where's the mouth?
Stand up for your beliefs, and VOTE!
I’m not sure why, but I made it so you can vote for more than one. If you think it’s something else, post it in the comments, because I’m pretty sure all the options in the poll are wrong.
I am disappointed in us. I thought we could keep a fair and balanced mindset through this election, but unfortunately the voters went to the polls with an obvious bias toward the better candidate. Where is the level playing field? Where is the bipartisanship? This is not fairness, Amerikkka. A person’s chance at the presidency should not be effected by his political beliefs. That is PREJUDICE.
Voting is beyond good and evil. Election Day should be about feeling good about yourself for being right about things you don’t understand, not about picking favorites. I think we owe John McCain an apology. This was an important race, and it deserved to be decided by statistical error or divine intervention like when I was a kid.
The wikipedia entry for the song “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Something is funny to me. I mean, I think it is a reasonable entry, but funny anyway. It’s pretty much just a simple explanation of the songs lyrics. Good times.
Also, I found a funny picture. This picture might not show up because I don’t know how to use computers or the internet, and I might be doing something against the law by posting it here.
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