Link-Ups: The Link Team-Up Comic!

LINK-UPS #1
Written by KRIS L-B
Art and cover by KRIS L-B
4-ish PGS./FC/Rated AR …FREE!
From comics-shattering superstar Kris L-B (SUPES ON, COMEDIX) comes LINK-UPS, a brand-new non-going series showcasing Link team-ups throughout his career! Described as “the most disturbing thing [Kris has] ever written” by Stert (A DAY IN THE DEATH), LINK-UPS is “Lost” with a “Wainy Days” twist! A date goes horribly wrong when Octoroks come crashing! Can a child and a monkey from two different games make love work despite unbeatable odds? What happened to AiAi? And what will Zelda say? None of these questions and more will be answered in this fourish-page, fully-illustrated, totally unauthorized comics crossover event of the year!* Featuring MeeMee!

Retailers please note: This issue will ship with 3 2/3 covers. For every 25 copies of the Standard Edition (the correctly printed cover), retailers may order one copy of the Reversed Variant Edition (printed backwards and unreadable). For every 250 copies of the Standard Edition, retailers may order one copy of the Green Variant Edition (printed without magenta ink) and 2/3 copy of the Printer Jam Variant Edition (ripped and crumpled). Please see the Previews Order Form for more information.

* Last year. I made this for Internet as a birthday present in 2008, but forgot to put it up here.

Issue #2 coming in ur buttholes!

Supermans visit Jerkcity

In this week’s installment of Supes On, Supermans Red and Blue take a trip to a poor imitation of Jerkcity. Click here or on the image above to see how it went!

Supes On… the Afterlife!

Supermans Red and Blue meet in our backyard the way it used to be to ponder the afterlife! Ding-a-ling-a-ling! Supes On!

I hope Batman’s not so mean after he dies.

An Overdue Introduction

I was wondering, do you have my penis in hard copy? I checked your rack, but I couldn’t find it. Think I could get an interlibrary moan?

IM IN UR EYEZ, FOOLIN THEM.

I have done the impossible: I have become even lamer! I did this by making a lolbatman. But not just any lolbatman—a 3-D stereoscopic lolbatman. Using action figures. Unfortunately, it doesn’t fit here, so you have to click on the image below, which will take you to flickr. I suggest clicking on “all sizes” to get the big one, but you’re not the boss of me!

IMPORTANT: Cross your eyes to put a hole in your monitor! (And don’t get too close.) Even if you’re one of those people who can do that parallel vision thing like you’re supposed to, cross your eyes! Doing it the other way voids your warranty! Now click it!

BTW, Batman is just doing a trick; he doesn’t actually have superpowers. If you can’t figure it out, ask Stu. He’s a magician.

Supes On… Sexual Harassment!

In this new weekly series, Supermans Red and Blue meet in our backyard the way it used to be to discuss the big issues! Get your buns ready, because Supes On!

How stupid of me was it to use white for my “green” screen? Answer: 80%. Cutting out those electricities is really tedious. I think next time I’ll never do it again!

It’s Ho-Ho-Halloween!

I needed something for Halloween, so I barfed up this shitty comic. There’s no joke, I don’t think it makes sense, and the balloon tails are inconsistent. I hate it. Happy Halloween! I’m gonna kill you!

(BTW, that’s an open door between them.)

Somehow, the original ending was even less interesting—check it out:

ALTERNALTE (sic) PANEL 3:
SUP: Do you want a regular paper bag?
HAL: {sob} Uhh… I guess. {sniff}
SUP: … Do you want to just have some candy?
HAL: Yeah.

Note that again I make a comic that doesn’t work in continuity; Hal hasn’t been vulnerable to yellow since he came back, and Superman moved in with us while Hal was dead.

And I put some crappy slime or something on our header. Hope it didn’t scare you! Ahh!!

Coping

Data is coping with the loss of a colleague.

Who do you think he means by “we”?

Hal Jordan and Star Sapphire: Getting Desperate

Hal comes off a bit judgmental in this one. I think a woman’s body is a right to choose.

Sorry about the lack of shadows. You’d be surprised (or maybe you wouldn’t) how often these guys cast shadows that look like penises. Or at least that remind me of penises.

If the last panel didn’t mean anything to you (but you want it to), The Absorbascon will help you out.

A Day in the Death #3

A Day in the Death #2

I decided that “A Day in the Death” is the title of my ongoing Marvel Zombies comic strip. I figure I’m not going to come up with anything better.

Buffy and Angel have a stressed relationship

All-New Characters! All-New Story! All-New Fireplace!

For those of you who don’t know, that’s Buffy the vampire slayer on our left, and Angel the SPOILER ALERT FOR BUFFY SEASON 1! vampire END SPOILERS on our right. And as I mentioned on flickr, Angel is in the shadow!! Don’t tell me he should be burning up. This comic takes place during Season 1, between the episodes “Nightmares” and “Out of Mind, Out of Sight”.

A vampire and the slayer in love—O, cruel fate!

No spoilers past Ep. 3×10 in the comments, ’cause MMO isn’t caught up!